What Club?

A golfer took his tee shot and watched the ball sail into the woods. His next shot went into a few trees. He tried again and managed to hit the ball over the fairway and into more trees.
Finally, after several more shots, he ended up in a sand trap.

Throughout his ordeal, he was under the watchful eye of the local golf pro.

“What club should I use on this shot?” he asked the pro.

“I don’t know,” the pro replied. “What game are you playing?”

;-)